Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

Talented

They have a lot of talent; they can do many things very well.

Olivia is very talented at singing.

by Mermaid_of_the_ocean🐚🐬🐳💦 May 20, 2015

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

Tainted

Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.

That stupid whore tainted my couch.

by Paris December 13, 2003

tainted

The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

tainted

when a white girl messes with black dudes

"Dang, did you see Maddy with Deshawn and Lavonte? That bitch is tainted!"

Guy Number 1: Does Katie fuck black guys?

Guy Number 2: Damn right! That bitch tainted as hell!

by madddyb November 7, 2010

tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006