Taimar

Biased sigma male.

Is he sigma?

-Of course, his name is Taimar

by Sigmaman123 March 12, 2022

Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

know your tailor

To know the person that is giving some informations about you, creating your image in front of other people. It can be both, positive and negative statement.

A - Somebody is telling some image-building things about you.
B - Yeah, I know my tailor, it's Clair from the first floor.

or

A - Who can tell those smearing things about me?
B - You have to know your tailor before you accuse somebody.

by Tomek Niziolek July 7, 2014

tilarious

When something is very awful, but very funny, a combination of terrible and hilarious.

That Jew joke was so tilarious.

by motw365 January 9, 2008

Corey Tailor

A Tailor that sizes and tailors jump suits for special occasions. The adjective being "Corey" which is Greek for "jump".

"Where'd you get that awesome slipknot jumpsuit?"
"I know a Corey Tailor"

by Bryc0n October 14, 2011

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013