Taft'in

Someone who smacks their lips when eating a meal.

Bro quit taft'in! I'm trying to watch the game and I can't hear!

by Stinky Willard August 8, 2021

Taft Highschool

noun; a school for the wannabe gangbangers, rappers, drug dealers, and pedos. Parents let kids go as opposed to the insane asylum. And security guards are real discord mods and don’t give 2 shits unless you steal the toilets

Person A: How’s high school?
Person B: Pretty weird, I go to Taft Highschool

by Fomatron November 4, 2021

Taft'in

Smacking your lips loudly when you eat

Yo man quit Taft'in on that drumstick, I can't hear the TV!

by Stinky Willard August 9, 2021

William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Blasting Taft

Slang term for masturbation.

He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.

by Joe Kalicki July 3, 2007

Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster July 3, 2007

The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

by BrownieO July 30, 2009