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Tabletoparoosky

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The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!
by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011
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Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.
"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."
by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012
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Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!
A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!
by Alex. $te March 26, 2005
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Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.
Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.
by manaaa December 17, 2012
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tabloid tv

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.
"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."
by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009
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merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
by Greg Boose June 20, 2006
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