Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla September 30, 2014

Sweater Yams

Slang for women's breasts.

Referenced in the movie Fanboys.

Windows was to busy on his computer to check out the nice sweater yams.

by tubbytom October 24, 2009

Sweater Weather

bi anthem

"o look shes singing sweater weather." "She must be bi!"

by yannothat0neg1rl October 22, 2019

Sweater Gang

A group of baller ass kids who party harder than anyone else around. They wear sweaters all day every day and look damn good in them.

The classiest group of badass party kids you'll ever meet

Sweater gang was at that party last night and it got outta control!

by OG Sweata October 27, 2011

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

sweaterfish

She or he looks hot until the sweater comes off.

The sweaterfish was looking fine until they got home from the wild and she ran out the door from the beer belly hidden under the sweater.

by Beau the Pro March 20, 2022