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smörgåstårta

Smörgåstårta is a Swedish sandwich-cake.

The smörgåstårta is normally made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base, additional filling may vary greatly but often includes one or more of the following: liver pâté, olives, shrimp, ham, various cold cuts, caviar, tomato, cucumber, grapes, lemonslices, cheese and smoked salmon.

Smörgåstårta is hence commonly used as a nickname for the female genitals.
Hey babe, can i eat your Smörgåstårta?!
by Smörgåstårtan January 7, 2014
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sporgasm

To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.
Mary had a sporgasm that ended with ALSKJHkrjhlkjasd OH!
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Snorgasm

I was so tired after working a double-shift that when I went to bed I had a snorgasm and drooled all over the pillow.
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sorgasm

When you have sex so hard, that the orgasm hurts (in a good way)
"Last night, Jeff and I had sex and it hurt so good, I got a sorgasm"
by GayJay July 26, 2006
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sporgasm

A sporgasm happens under circumstances similar to a sponer. Except, instead of getting a hard on, you spontaneously bust your nut.
Man, seeing that girl's thong in class today gave me a sporgasm. It was messy.
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Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep
Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm
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snorgasmic

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.
1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.
by Arron April 18, 2006
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