Chubbi Stumps

An ice cream cone shaped crayon that's perfect for small hands.

Chubbi Stumps are the best crayons EVER!!!

by Chachizzy October 16, 2010

pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

by El Shitha January 23, 2009

Gundarsian Strumpit

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

by Nated0gg February 28, 2021

strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 18, 2012

strumpet

Miller-lite in a can

We're out of strumpets already? But we got the 30-pack!

by JCKitten April 1, 2010

strump

What you settle for after there is not an available sweet scally. Basically, this is a girl that is alright but will probably put out. Strump is usually preceeded with 'dirty' as in 'dirty strump.'

Don't really see any sweet scallys tonight, but I do have a couple dirty strumps lined up.

God, this dirty strump just won't go away.

by Hulashakes October 12, 2005

strumpling

A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

by Bradley & Lauren December 23, 2008