Snoozer

A sleepy cat

Cat: sleepy
Me: "Da big squish is being a big snoozer today"

by moosetwin July 26, 2023

next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 7, 2005

Smoozers

A lazy, useless failure, seen especially in business.

Smoozers need not apply for this job.

by KatieSaysSo May 20, 2010

stooper

A person who poops in a stadium bathroom; a stadium pooper.

"Sorry it took so long to get the beers. This stooper took his sweet time since it's the first time the Twins are playing here."

by deangisele April 5, 2010

stoogerific

a term used to describe something that is extremley awesome or good, but at the same time extremely stupid and funny

*combination of the words "stooge" and "terrific"

omg that guy is so stoogerific lolz

lolz did u c that, that was the most stoogerific thing ive ever seen!

by lardz April 3, 2008

Stooperpoopier

Someone who, by defying the law's of creation, has become so stupid that they dumbfound everyone they meet. This new category of person is somehow even dumber than an original stooperpoop and therefore isn't granted full rights of a human.

You will always be Stooperpoopier than anyone in human history, Anya.

by TxNic June 21, 2011