stoop faced

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated, to the point of having to leave a party/club to sit on a nearby stoop to recover.

Damn, that guy sitting on that stoop is definitely stoop faced.

by jibroni July 21, 2011

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Stoop

And extra stinky poop

“Hey man what took so long?”
“Oh damn dude sorry I was taking a fat stoop.”

by lildusty March 9, 2021

the stoop

Outside of the University of Montana's Duniway Hall sits the perpendicularly placed stone benches and trash can that is the stoop. The stoop is a hangout corner where some of Montana's finest students sit around, smoke pot and cigarettes, and talk about their daily lives and their hatred of Oreos on Montana's no smoking campus. You will often hear the drunken and high laughter of the students at the stoop an will also see many students jousting cardboard boxes with a broom on a skateboard. These actions are normal for the stoop.

"hey are you ping to the stoop tonight?

"yeah"

*mumbles* "...druggie..."

Or

"I'm going to the stoop"

"will you get me some bud while you are there?"

by Jane+cats September 25, 2013

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Stoop

The area in which people associate with each other.

The boys were kicked off of the stoop for annoying people.

by Tyler Patron May 31, 2003