Stockton On Tees

A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.

Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...

Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*

by jimjamjon March 6, 2013

Empty Socket

An acoustic alternative. Different than most acoustic performers, Empty Socket does covers of songs that are outside the box you would expect. Covering bands like AC/DC, Tool and U2, they bring an unplugged vibe to rock. Ulysses on guitar and Ste7en on vocals, both began this group because they worked together as creatives at an advertising agency. Now, they create covers and originals that redefine "unplugged".

Check them out at www.myspace.com/emptysocket where you can hear some samples or twitter.com/emptysocket, to see where you can hear them.

Damn, I loved that cover of "Sober" by Empty Socket!

by Ste7en February 3, 2010

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

stocktown

a place located in nor cal. (caution: more dangerous than la and oakland put together.)

"yo dawg, them niggas ruff down thurr in stocktown!"

by iAm fOe sHo June 16, 2003

Stockton

The largest inland port in California, well known for holding the record for the highest violent crime rate per capita, two years running. Home to the University of the Pacific, the Ports (baseball team), and more police cars than an OJ Simpson car chase.

college student 1: Hey did you hear hear about that triple homicide down by the port?

college student 2: Yeah man! Wicked. Stockton definitely blows ass fasho.

by onesemesterleft May 5, 2007

socket wench

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).

"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."

by platyguin March 5, 2013

Arkansas Socket Set

Another name for a crescent wrench

Hand my that arkansas socket set so I can loosen that bolt!

by Ertlguy April 23, 2009