A holiday for men that falls on March 14.
The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?
Jack: Yes.
Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
Jack: Yes.
Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
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A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.
Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?
Guy: Totes Mcgotes!
Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.
Guy: Will do, brah!
Guy: Totes Mcgotes!
Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.
Guy: Will do, brah!
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by glory maiden December 9, 2009
Get the german seeker mug.It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
by The last God March 15, 2021
Get the Steak and Pussy Day mug.According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
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