Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,

STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)

by AWCornball June 17, 2010

Status Queen

Someone who lives their life for the sake of updating their social network status.

Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!

by Bokaholic July 26, 2011

Status Hispanicus

When a large hispanic family gets together at a hospital to support a member of their family with a minor injury and have a sustained freak out attack to show the support.

Status Hispanicus. See above

by emc2nh August 23, 2009

status tag

This is a term for Facebook and Myspace. It is when person A makes a status directed toward person B, and person B responds by writing a status directed back at person A.

Andrew Johnson is asking you why you continue to play these games with my heart? I just want to be wih you.
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.

"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"

by Santia December 16, 2007

status whore

One who updates their status on Facebook and/or Myspace repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.

Claire: "Ah! I'm hungry!" 30 mins ago.
Claire: "Yay! I had my favorite smoothie!" 20 mins ago.
Claire: "Who wants to go on a roadtrip?" 10 mins ago.
Claire: "Austin sounds fun..." 20 seconds ago.
---reply to Claire's status--
Becky: God, Claire, you're a status whore!

by Claire the raw vegan bisexual December 23, 2008

status rap

The act of utilizing one's personal status update on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc. to start or continue a rap session. When such an act is performed depending on the skill of the rapper) others are encouraged to continue to rap by either writing their own response rap or continue the lyrics of the rap which has been put into play. At times, status raps can become actual rap battles.

Today, Loftninja continued his status rap from yesterday by adding four new verses and it was ill!

by whalewail July 6, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009