sassbelt

a seatbelt made entirely of sass

ruler doesnt need to buckle up. he's already wearing his sassbelt

by TuckTuesday October 5, 2012

Sassenach

Refers to the non Celtic/gaelic speaking Britons usually of Saxon antecedents. Usually meant as a mild put down.

"My poor sister is stuck with a drunk for a husband."

"Dont worry, it could be worse. He could be a sober Sassenach."

by MichaelArchAngel71 August 17, 2011

Sassketeer

A sassy person armed with a side order of (more) sass.

1 (Sassketeer) : "I'm so disgusting."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Shut up."

1 (Sassketeer) : "MAKE ME SHUT UP."

2 (Normalketeer) : "Someone's being a little sassketeer today."

_____

"Oh, look, the three sassketeers!"

by phoebewho August 20, 2011

sass rat

a person who is very sassy, hard headed or inclined to having no friends.

A rodent full of sass

Back- talking rodent

jessica was a sass rat to me in the back of my car today. who does she think she is?

by rodneysweets November 7, 2011

SASSINATION

A really cool girl group consisting of 8 members:
Beatboxer: VANILLA
Back up singer: CUMIN
Sound effects: SAFFRON
Lead singer: CINNAMON
Beatboxer : PAPRIKA
Main Dancer: GARAM MASALA
Harmony: CHILI POWDER
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Backup Dancer: salt

"Have you heard of SASSINATION?"
"OMG who hasn't? Their songs are so funky!"

by rlly cool November 25, 2022

sasshole

An insult used for someone who is very sassy and also an assh*le.

Sam is such a sasshole.

by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023

non-sasser

The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.

Josh is a non-sasser, which was clearly established at the party on Monday.

by sassy.coyote June 11, 2011