Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

Starting five

Referring to basket ball.

Your starting players, instead you have five boyfriends/girlfriends on deck.

Janaye are you single?

naw, im got a starting five.

by FeelDaRush August 24, 2009

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Stardon

The effect, physiological and/or psychological, that a celebrity can have on the body and/or mind of another human being. Usually, but not limited too, a purely sexual response.

While on vacation in Mexico we spotted Sienna Miller at a beach cafe, got a total stardon.

Damn Will Ferrell makes some sick stardon bank.

by fullcity July 22, 2007

Stanton

verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.

Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005