Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm

"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie

by Swarcasm April 2, 2010

swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

Stinson Elementary

You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.

Damn she seems to be crushing the field she must go to a Stinson Elementary!

by Thatoneannoyingbitch101 November 4, 2019

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020

Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other

You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!

by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022

the Barney Stinson effect

The phenomenon that men are instantly more attractive when they are wearing formal attire, especially suits. (Based on the character Barney Stinson from the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother')

Girl 1: Man, that guy is deeeelicious
Girl 2: It's just the Barney Stinson effect!

Girl 1: Is that Tom? Man, he looks waaaay hotter than usual
Girl 2: Duh, he's wearing a suit. It's the Barney Stinson effect

by RandomHipsterChick May 17, 2014

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009