stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

by razman March 21, 2004

Stoolberg

To take a shit so massive that part of it protrudes above the water like an iceberg.

The other day I ate Mexican food, and left a stoolberg in the toilet afterward.

by kurzwe1ll April 21, 2009

Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.

When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?

by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010

stool pigeon

dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,

50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.

by paul January 26, 2004

Bar stool Fart

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.

A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.

by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010

Bloody Stoolz

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.

Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.

by E Konda January 8, 2008

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011