squirmin

a movement a woman does when she is not enjoying sexual interactions; often mistaken as a good thing

girl you squirmin for me? mmhmm

by lilsquirminmama March 12, 2017

Squimsh

To press something into a smaller space or to flatten. Simultaneously squishing, squashing, smooshing, and mushing an object.

I am being squimshed in the backseat!

Aww, the banana got squimshed in the bag.

by 11RiverSong11 September 27, 2020

Squirtistics

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt

Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021

Squamish

The act of snowboarding while high on marijuana

Yo do you guys wanna go Squamish this weekend

by SnowboarderJed February 6, 2010

Cyber skirmish

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands

Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

anal squeamish

When one walks up to a friend or partner, and gently taps them on the gluttious maximus; and the recipient of the touch pulls away as if he or she is being penetrated. Then one would be considered anal squeamish.

Harry:Hey man hows it going? (Taps Llyod on the gluttious maximus)
Llyod: WHOA!!! (Jumps for fear)
Harry: What are you? Anal Squeamish?

by Rump_roast February 8, 2007