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Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
by Bloomers September 26, 2007
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anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
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Squirmish

(1) Sarah Palin trying to say skirmish (2) Two worms fighting each other
Sarah Palin, "Did you see that squirmish?"

Jon Stewart, "Two worms are fighting?"
by 13thirtyseven April 25, 2011
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squirmish

A skirmish that makes Tea Partiers squeamish.
Sarah Palin was wondering if the situation in Libya was a war, or a squirmish.
by CryingPrunes April 14, 2011
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squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
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