Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squaggin

To have one or both testicles adhere to the side of your leg.

After I worked up a good sweat, I had a serious squaggin problem.

by ?? October 31, 2004

Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic

Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter

by HPFanatic1234 June 13, 2012

Squibitchuss

Bad Flemish insult, used by belgian people to called people they don't like.

I don't like my english teacher.
He is a big Squibitchuss!!!!

by -bamff- September 20, 2009

Squigga

A Big Black Squirrel

Did you see that squigga climb up the tree?

by NukeCat14 January 31, 2019

Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb

Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed

by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022

Squigga

Derived from a text post when the author told a short narrative about a black man calling a squirrel a 'squigga'

Squirrel: Yo, my squigga!

by The rebellious Amish January 1, 2015