Handsome squidward

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by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018

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sleepy skidmark

A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.

Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

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Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

by dan and adam June 26, 2007

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shidmark

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation

usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

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