by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008
Get the Squelch mug.The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.
"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."
by vivsnake August 31, 2021
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is to have intercorse, or gettin down.
by JokerCreu November 9, 2006
Get the Squelchy mug.When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.
Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.
by Gimmmo May 6, 2011
Get the Squelchman mug.A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"
by TheGoldenShortman October 4, 2020
Get the squelch mug.by manamesfitz June 3, 2011
Get the Squelch mug.When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.
Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.
Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.
Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.
Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.
Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.
by Billy Goater May 26, 2006
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