squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

squeesh

For someone to use their arms in a motion of squeezing their breasts closer together, to enhance their cleavage.

That wasn't acually her cleavage, she was squeeshing.

by rachyyy December 10, 2006

Squished

When a jockey riding a horse in a horse race falls at a jump, or if the horse throws off the jockey mid-race.

I was at Cheltenham race course, and bet on Westward Fury as the odds were 6/1 - but he squished 4 jumps from the end.

by hgitntkmetkl April 4, 2018

Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.

Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!

by Paddylebee October 21, 2014

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011