A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
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A term that will one day be used in pornographic to describe the phenomenon of squeezing a ripe tomato between two loaves of bread jam packed into the anal sphincter and topped with lettuce and bacon
Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!
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In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
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You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
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Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans
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Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
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Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(
Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)
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Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
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