dine on swordfish

For a woman to go down on a man who's just fucked her.

I pounded her until she came, and then she wanted to dine on swordfish.

by Hank Flower October 4, 2010

rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)

Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

by squintsbichniggamothafuckas September 7, 2010

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006

jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'

by -Penn December 17, 2009

swordfish

1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)

1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 8, 2007