Spoiler Alert

a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you

Neal:How was the movie?

Jose:Spoiler alert

Neal:HIT THE DECK!

Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*

Neal: Curse you

by Gentleneal December 11, 2011

spoiler alert

1. A phrase, sentence, or really any form of communication that completely ruins that show, movie, or book series by giving away key plot points or twists. interjection
2. Ruining everything for everyone.

Sarah has a tendency to word vomit endings to movies I haven't seen yet. We call her 'Spoiler Alert Sarah.'

by iharasu March 30, 2015

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says something intriguing about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”
Person 2: “ooo good luck with that, something really wild happens to them in the next season!”
Person 1: *searched it up because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020

Chin Spoiler

The art of ejaculating on a girls chin.

Dude! Last night was so sick, I gave this one slut a chin spoiler!

by RickBarbs July 6, 2008

schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.

Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.

by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020

Spoiler Owl

A human sized owl that flys around spoiling good movies

“Dam I hate that spoiler owl he spoiled starwars for me what a douchebag”

by Kool Kunt June 5, 2018

Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.

Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.

by Tegsy July 6, 2009