Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Spouch

A regional term originating in Milton Keynes, spouch refers to the area of chest between a woman's breasts.

"Nice tits, but you could park a truck in that spouch".

A notable example of a large spouch can be found on the singer Mariah Carey.

by Doctor Duke of Yorke March 6, 2010

splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004

lesbian slouch

The call of the lesbian. If you see a quazi-tom boy female lurking about, check to see if she has the slouch, if so..she's a lesbian. If not back off she is not into chicks.

"Hey Kenny, I'm not a lesbian, I don't have the lesbian slouch."

by nacho mamma August 4, 2009

splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

slouching

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!

those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!

by that_dominic October 24, 2008

Couch slouch

Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.

Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?

by thinkswell February 5, 2010