Skip to main content

Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".
1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"
by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011
mugGet the Splutch mug.

splooch

It's an all purpose word I found necessity to use that can have many various meanings, depending on how it's used. For instance, it's genetive formation and use in this case saw it usefully being used to express "something emergent".

And it can also have many many practical other uses, which you can interpret the meaning by the context by how it's used, as in the many following examples.
To Splooch or Not To Splooch.
He's one mean splooch.
Splooch, a very fine perfume.
Be careful where you put that splooch.
A most splooching evening.
Instant Splooch.
Splooch-by-splooch, the play went on...
He's been troubled by feelings of splooch lately.
The other day there was a gathering of splooch out back.
I'm just damn fedup with all the splooching around going on around here these days.
Splooched.
That is just the sploochingest thing I ever saw.
Hey Sploochy, pass me the salt...
You better have that looked at by a Sploochiologist real soon.
The Count of Sploochingdom will be attending the event.
She wore a most appropriate shade of splooch to the wedding.
Stop fiddling about with your splooch.
Splooches were breaking out all over the region disturbingly unabatingly.
Freedom-Sploochers.
Splooch-Up, Splooch-Down, Splooch-All-Around.
In the future legislation will be passed enabling the Splooch Enabling Act.
The Sploochiogram was most revealing.
Internet Splooch.
Newfy Screech, Pansy Splooch.
Stop splooching about with your fiddle.
I'm getting splooched by this splooch thing.
Canned Splooch.
Dear, there's some Sploochiologists at the door want to see you...
by William Whittingham August 17, 2004
mugGet the splooch mug.

splooch

by Anonymous August 12, 2003
mugGet the splooch mug.

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.
I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.
by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008
mugGet the splortch mug.

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations
That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!
by godschild2 November 10, 2015
mugGet the sploncher mug.

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.
Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.
by Fhowa May 31, 2016
mugGet the Splatching mug.

Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”
Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*
by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020
mugGet the Splooch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email