Person A: So I dropped my phone, and it fell right into the toilet.
Person A: But it wasn't loud or anything, it just went, like, Spluish!
Person B: Who are you and why are you telling me that?
Person A: But it wasn't loud or anything, it just went, like, Spluish!
Person B: Who are you and why are you telling me that?
by Skelehand May 20, 2021
Get the Spluish mug.The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.
By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.
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Get the rollerbladder sploosh mug.by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005
Get the Splishack mug.When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.
by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008
Get the splish mug.Slang for tea in the UK, primarily London.
Variations;
Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.
Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
Variations;
Builder's Splosh - All day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. Drunk by most tea drinkers. So-called 'builder’s' to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from 'fanny'. Also drunk by students and tokers Tokers Tea.
Fanny Splosh - Pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. Drunk by girls and hippies, the 'health conscious', ('fanny' implying UK def = vagina).
'Oooh, I'd love a nice cuppa splosh'
'Fancy a cup of splosh?'
'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
'Fancy a cup of splosh?'
'You want fanny splosh or builders splosh?'
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Get the splosh mug.The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.
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Get the Splish Splash mug.by *alika* April 27, 2008
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