A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.
by bill November 26, 2004
When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.
Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter
by TonyTheTiger7 October 31, 2007
dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!
by C MART October 7, 2005
by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009
A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.
Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
by Frankie_Muniz October 18, 2020
A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018
by HB November 29, 2004