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Speflunking

Sex act based on a hit song from Nordic Death Metal Band "Zebra Death Fart." The act of cunnilingus or fellatio on a partner with severe diarrhea.
After a large supper, Zeus turned to Leta and asked "Would you like some speflunking tonight?"
by DragonToeJoe January 16, 2021
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Splean Poker McGee

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022
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Speef

Speef is a pleasant drink that is a combination of Pepsi and fresh sawdust
Wife: Honey, I refilled the Speef Bag!
Husband: Hell yeah, can't wait to get my Speef on!
by Speefing April 23, 2023
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green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe
that was a definite green spleen
by okkretardd November 16, 2018
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ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.
by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019
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spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.
My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.
by elissanozit April 23, 2009
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spleave

The instance of a woman's cleavage being visible with ample space revealed between the breasts. Derived from "split" and "cleave."
Chardonnay's boobs hang to the side and that dress reveals quite a bit of spleave.
by O'Regan November 25, 2007
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