speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

chocholate speedway

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

by Ray February 27, 2004

tokyo speedway

When one takes a cardboard tube, shoves it up another's ass, and launches hot wheel cars down it.

He used a semi-truck for that tokyo speedway last night and it really hurt!

by BaseClarinet December 27, 2010

speedburn

When a speedrunner experiences burnout from grinding a speedrun.

Grinding for Mario Party 8 world records has led him to have speedburn

by fieldofdeadFG October 13, 2021

Speedwagon

Best waifu ever.

My favorite character in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is {Speedwagon}!

by Kakyoin simp :3 December 12, 2021

SpeedKanji

hot big dick guy called speedkanji, he is in kanji which is also a big dick family.

Girl 1: Omg is that Speedkanji
Girl 2: Omg, it is I wanna marry him one day...

by Jacskanji May 22, 2022

Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version

The theme song of Metal Sonic.

Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023