spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006

SLARNERED

when you get embarrased or "told" by someone

guy 1- god that was boring
guy 2- YOUR BORING
guy 3- omg you just got SLARNERED

by jerry we'll trust February 24, 2010

scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

throw a spanner in the works

Have a huge problem that halts progress.

Thats gonna throw a spanner in the works.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

spanner eyes

A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.

Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten

by nimbyfield August 23, 2007

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Spannerface

If someone is said to have a spanner face, normally a man saying this about a woman it means she has the kind of face that's causes his nuts to tighten..

Spanner..... Face... Get it? Basically you're hot and you turn them on ;)

"Woah look at that girl she's a total Spannerface!"

- "what she has a face like a spanner?"
"No mate! Her face is so hot my nuts are tightening."
-"Oh! Cos spanners tighten nuts!! Ha good one!"

--- Classic example :D ---

by benfranklyn August 27, 2013