Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.

person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 15, 2005

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003