When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee October 23, 2012
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by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
Get the Soft Serve Machine mug.Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"
"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"
by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019
Get the Soft Serve mug.by Chasadia April 19, 2019
Get the Soft Serve mug.The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 9, 2021
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