Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Sofeenish

A person who is very slow

The girl in my class was behaving extremely sofeenish

by ColdheartedWH September 21, 2021

Sogtent

The technical term for one of a kind scuffed content. Refers to one's self as the literal best and OH YEA. 100% THE BEST. Defies all mathematical anomalies, the more scuffed the raid, the better the RNG. Being absolutely cooked is believed to enhance the Sogtent RNG. With unreal RNG comes out of nowhere (ig) deaths at any time, legit at any time. Truly impressive. The definition of Scuffed = Stuffed. Max Cheese For Life.

B0aty is that you? Nah, that's just the Sogtent.

by J_Freakin_b May 2, 2022

Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020

mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

softnor

SOFTNING HARD WATER NO REGENERATION

Softnor means, Softning the hard water useing no salt.

by Chopra Deepak March 20, 2008