Snorg
The sound you make when you laugh and snort at the same time, like when milk or Coke gets snotted out of your nose when you laugh.
Snorg by captain.idea.man June 15, 2015
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Snorgtees Hater
Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.
These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.
These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.
(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).
Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?
Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...
Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?
Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...
Snorgtees Hater by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011
snorg tees
A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."
Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
Oh, how funny.
Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
snorg tees by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
Snorgtees
A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.
Snorgtees by Snorgtitties December 6, 2011
Snorg
The name of the woman in the snorg tees ad on UD she is so hot you cannot touch her as you will instantly burst into flames. The only reason her clothes don't catch fire is that she soaks them in the tears of orphans before she wears them. She was cast out of heaven by God himself as her beauty was too great and no other heavenly being could compare. She now graces us mere mortals here on Earth with her unmatched beauty and irresistible charm. Her short brown hair and smooth complexion are a testament to true perfection. I love you Snorg! The world is a better place now your here.
Guy1- "Hey man here comes snorg!"
Guy2- "Don't look directly at her! She's too beautiful."
Guy1- "I can't see where I'm going, what did I just bump into? Oh shit! I'm on fire!"
Guy2- "Don't look directly at her! She's too beautiful."
Guy1- "I can't see where I'm going, what did I just bump into? Oh shit! I'm on fire!"
Snorg by Squaids187 August 13, 2010