Snorebating

Being so hammered from parting that you pass out and start masturbating while you snore.

I'm never sharing a hotel room with Mike again. Bastard was snorebating in the middle of the night.

by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013

sulfite snore

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.

I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

snoredom

Synonym of boredom. The individual struck with snoredom often falls asleep.

"Man, I just had a Linguistics class and I almost perished of snoredom."

by Doug Grz March 27, 2008

Snore-Off

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

by YAWA June 2, 2019

Coochi Snorcher

A name for the female genatalia.

"My mama tella me in a scary, loud, life-threatening voice to stop scratching my Coochi Snorcher." - The Vagina Monolouges by Eve Ensler

by Felix the Fetus February 4, 2009