When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"
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"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
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"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
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Noun. A varient of Redneck: Think Matthew McConaughey's character in "Dazed and Confused." The guy the underage kids ask to buy them cigarettes and beer, but instead of bringing back all the change, also gets a liter of Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Almost always seen wearing a mullet and driving an '81 Camero. Will have Zubaz pants in more remote areas.
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