Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

by sexgod92 August 31, 2011

smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

by laptoplord October 4, 2021

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004

Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010

Smurf Dick

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006

smurf diving

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

by mctrashpedal January 5, 2011

Smurfer

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

by buckonz September 22, 2010