Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.

Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"

by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

smure

to repeatedly punch someone while dancing with them.

Everyone else in the room was just dancing, but we were smuring it out all night.

I accidentally smured that chick like five times last night.

by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

bobby shmurda

The greatest motherfucking rapper to have ever lived.

Person 1: *sigh* I really miss you Bobby
Bobby Shmurda: It's alright my son, i may be incarcerated, but ill be back soon my darling.
Person 1: *Tearing up* God? is that you?

by CA$HFLOW_300C April 17, 2018

smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

smudgina

A word meaning a penis which is inverted forming a vagina.
Inverted smudgina- A smudgina that has been inverted forming an inside-out penis.(Popularised by one Ross Fowler of Eltham)

Bob: The reason we can't make love is because i have a smudgina.

Linda: Great! I'm bisexual.

by Master Dan McCabe January 2, 2004