Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012
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an instagrammer that loves to eat chuuya nakahara. they really like nikolai gogol’s thighs. they love sigma from that one gay anime called bungo stray dogs because they are gay.
they sometimes call their followers pissbabies which is kinda weird but nobody cares enough to tell them
sigmapisskink needs help, as they are often saying “HELP”
previously known as akechipisskink
they sometimes call their followers pissbabies which is kinda weird but nobody cares enough to tell them
sigmapisskink needs help, as they are often saying “HELP”
previously known as akechipisskink
sigmapisskink follower: “hey have you seen sigmapisskink’s story today”
normal person: “what”
sigmapisskink’s story: “Things I Love Eating!!!”
normal person: “what”
sigmapisskink’s story: “Things I Love Eating!!!”
by real shinji ikari 17 May 17, 2022
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Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"
by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022
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Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
by Sang-froid April 21, 2018
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Kappa Pi Sigma is written in bars and common port areas all over the world. Most students, during their allotted time at sea (required by the school) will carve KPS somewhere they have been.
by shrapdaddy December 26, 2008
Get the kappa pi sigma mug.Founded in 1899, Alpha Sigma Tau is a national sorority for women, dedicated to promote the ethical, cultural, and social development of its members. This sorority has close philanthropic ties to the Pine Mountain Settlement School in Harlan County, Kentucky as well as Habitat for Humanity.
They are your roommate, your neighbor down the hall, a classmate or a friendly face in a sea of strangers on campus. Look for them studying in the library, volunteering for local charities, working on campus, shopping in the city and proudly wearing their letters.
They are your roommate, your neighbor down the hall, a classmate or a friendly face in a sea of strangers on campus. Look for them studying in the library, volunteering for local charities, working on campus, shopping in the city and proudly wearing their letters.
by beachypeach March 25, 2010
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