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Slump

Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.
I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.
by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007
mugGet the Slumpmug.

Slump

To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.
Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.
by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011
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Slump

Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.
by Murdab January 11, 2010
mugGet the Slumpmug.

Slumpness

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"
by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018
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slumped

When you fall in a position where your body looks broken or crooked.
My cousin was bouncing on a trampoline when he fell and got slumped.
by Smb_Nation March 9, 2020
mugGet the slumpedmug.

Slump

"Bruh, I think imma go to bed. I'm so fucking slump."
by Punchingpags4 June 10, 2017
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Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.
Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!
by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011
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