sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.

With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.

by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005

Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

sloomans

This means slow in physical and mental ways. It's could be used in a phrase such as "snail sloomans" or "sloth sloomans" since snails and sloths are slow.

"Gosh that girl is so snail sloomans."

"You're always so sloomans!"

by 4Fun April 13, 2009

Sloopie

A drunk slut. My friend was drunk one night and tried to call me a "slut" in a joking way and it came out "sloopie". Ever since then I have said sloopie instead of any other mean name I could come up with!

You were being such a sloopie last night.

by allikatttt April 18, 2011

sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.

Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.

by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010

Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.

"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."

by Ndrd January 21, 2009