Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

by mattematics December 7, 2011

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004

poop socker

A person who is so engrossed in their MMORPG (World of WarCraft, EverQuest, etc.) that they forgo even the most basic formalities surrounding biological need, like going to the bathroom to defecate.

They poop in a sock instead.

Stop being a poop socker and come out to the bar.

by honkbert March 25, 2008

Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.

She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009

slacker

A slacker is someone who while being intelligent, doesn't really feel like doing anything. A good example would be someone who gets Bs and As, while doing absolutely nothing other than playing video games on occasion.

Being a typical slacker, Yuri didn't feel like doing his english report. Fuck it. Not doing it would only bring him down 3 points. Besides I'm playing video games.

by KJLYuri April 10, 2005

slacker

Someone capable of doing work, but is too lazy to do it correctly; Work-a-phobic

Dave from the 2001 movie "Slackers"

by Courtney: Queen of Slackers June 21, 2005