slit privilege 

One who has a well proportioned sized vaginal slit whereby all female hygienic products fit them to perfection.

I love that I have my slit privilege because nothing ever leaks past my tampon.

slit privilege by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

slit knife cut 

Meaning epic failure. Derived from the battlefield 2 player Slit-Knife-Cut// who was caught hacking and claimed to be in league making game hacks with a well known hacker, Ramzi.

Slit Knife Cut: I got about 1300 scripts, incrypted and ready for compilement.
Slit Knife Cut: I'm gonna be bringing out a new revolution of hacks.

slit knife cut by t-man33 January 16, 2008

slit taint 

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

slit taint by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

slit-knife-cut 

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.

slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.

slit-knife-cut by Professor Spud January 20, 2008

Slit Whisper 

When a women expels air from her vagina, or more commonly known as a queef.

When I was going down on Jackie the bitch slit whispered in my face.

Slit Whisper by DDK2501 December 21, 2011

Slit af 

A combination of "sick" and "lit af", providing for a greater level of supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness.

*flips bottle into a basketball hoop, while dabbing*
"dude that was slit af"
"Golly, thanks a lot :D"

Slit af by yoloswaggin58 July 10, 2016

Slit Mouthed Woman 

A messed up Asian horror movie involving a woman with a slit mouthed running around with giant scissors slitting peoples mouths

just watch the trailer

Have you seen Slit mouthed woman
that shits messed up

Slit Mouthed Woman by gasp1500 September 7, 2011