Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020

One sipper

The act of chugging or downing a glass of beer rapidly in one motion

Steve did six one sippers at the bar last night.

by D Death May 25, 2013

slipper pimps

idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.

Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.

by jingerotomy April 2, 2008

Shipping crate

Shipping crate is an insult towards dodge trucks with cummins engine in it. The insult is that dodge trucks suck and there only good for there Cummins engines. The truck is the shipping crate and the cargo is a Cummins engine.

Person 1 “eh look it’s a stupid shipping crate”
Person 2 “what that dodge truck there bud”
Person 1 “yeah that shipping crate”

by Scorchedw4ffle September 27, 2019

sipping the kool-aid

Going along with a stupid idea simply because fellow peers are rather than one thinking for his or herself. The term originates from when Jim Jones of Guyana lured a thousand people of his satanic cult into drinking cyanide-poisoned Flavor-Aid in 1978.

Dumbass: You wanna go play chicken?
Wise person: Why would I wanna go do something so dangerously stupid?
Dumbass: Because it's fun and all the cool people are doing it.
Wise person: All the 'cool' people are idiots! Quit sipping the Kool-Aid before you get yourself killed.
Dumbass: Hmmmm.....No thanks! My social status depends on it. I'm out! Later loser!

by justinc4493 January 10, 2016

slippery enchilada

When a Mexican male urinates while his penis is inside a vagina.

Jorge surprised Esperanza with a slippery enchilada last night, and Esperanza was left flabbergasted.

by Whodi Killa November 7, 2013