Sleepwalk

Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!

Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*

Where am I?

(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?

Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!

by ’jl January 5, 2008

SleepAid

to beat profusely

Daymn, dawg! He SeepAided dat foo'!
Now, get out of my face before I SleepAid your ass.

by Spleeeeeeeeeeeen` June 8, 2003

sleepfartnea

is a sleep disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in Flatulence or instances of abnormally low mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process, during sleep. Each pause can last from a few seconds to minutes, and may occur 5 to 30 times or more an hour.

He suffers from sleepfartnea

by ZEEG March 13, 2012

sleepbate

When you violently masturbate while you are completely asleep and dreaming about a lesbian

"Oh my god, I sleepbated about that girl last night."

by SEXYBIOTCH February 17, 2014

Sleepweight

A word to describe a person who can't hack an all nighter or is constantly tired. Phrase can be used to mock someone for going to bed early.

Sam went to sleep early on his holidays so his Friend Sam called him a sleepweight

by Crockedcunt234 January 24, 2017

Sleepwacking

1.When you are exhausted, going in and out of sleep mode, but still masturbating
2.Boston pronunciation of “sleepwalking”

Although it had been a long day, I found myself sleepwacking late last night

by Juxtaposin April 17, 2020

Sleepdate

A sleepover and a date at the same time

Maddie: Hi Freddy, are you ready for the sleepdate tonight?
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020