skeet

to ejaculate so hard your cum shoots out and hits a chick in the face. often times when a person ejaculates it is difficult to control and will hit other various objects around the room.

Jim, I am sorry for skeeting all over your bed when I was doing your mom.
Oh and jim i skeeted on your sister's face and your lamp.

by tmoney March 15, 2004

skeet

Noun: used to describe bustin a fat load on that bitches chin, or any other facial area

that bitch was suckin my dick n right became i came i skeeted on the ho'

by pj February 06, 2005

skeet

To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.

by deathdude612 of runescape September 18, 2008

skeet

For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.

Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.

by skeet_shooter March 25, 2004

skeet

cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom

i gonna skeet on ya eyeballs

by bigbarg November 26, 2005

skeet

dat white shit dat comes out ya dick wen u beat yo meat or have sex wit a gurl

open yo mouth so i can skeet in it

by Peter Mitchell December 18, 2005

skeet

To ejaculate on or in a person.

Sorry, I didn't mean to skeet in you. Please don't hit me up for child support.

by niggaplease April 17, 2005