The essance of big dickness. The model of what a mans man is. He is hard yet fair but always hard with the fairer sex. He is all powerful all knowing and a complete pleasure to be around.
by Travis clay Seelye November 16, 2009
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1. After barhoppin all nite Steve finally found a girl that was both drunk and easy enough to perform sekely art on.
2. After performing sekely art for years Tom finally felt confident to enter the homosexual community.
2. After performing sekely art for years Tom finally felt confident to enter the homosexual community.
by Bill Dehaan April 1, 2007
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variant of "skills"; popularized by TheOnion.com's Herbert Kornfeld, Mack Daddy Enforca of tha Accountz Reeceevable Department of Midstate Office Supply
I got skeelz
by H. Kornfeld yo February 7, 2003
Get the skeelz mug.one who is skanky enought that you wish you could make them eat two wasps. This is the kind of person who takes a nap in your bed when you are gone and accidentily forgets a condom there. Fucking skeezy is also synonomus with "she whos name must not be spoken" (or he depending on who the refrence is toward)
man, taylor is such a fucking skeezy i would rather pound a nail slowly through my eyeball into my skull but not deep enough to kill me however deep enough to cause a slow, painful death due to blood and fluids leaking slowly out than be followed around be her
by the dercy February 24, 2009
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"I have to change my drawers, it's the wheezy skeezy again."
"That dry cleaners won't clean things with any wheezy skeezy, blood, or fecal matter on them."
"That dry cleaners won't clean things with any wheezy skeezy, blood, or fecal matter on them."
by William Scarborough January 2, 2006
Get the Wheezy Skeezy mug.1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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by Joe, Nic, Les, Dan, Nate April 24, 2006
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