by bumbleclot May 20, 2009
Get the side straddle hop mug.A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
Get the hot pocket side dish mug.Related Words
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A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
Get the hot pocket side jawn mug.by Committer of war crimes October 9, 2020
Get the Homi - side mug.When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.
Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word
by Madmak6171 July 3, 2015
Get the Hot dog with a side of ketchup mug.The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.
Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?
Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
by Smittydidit January 1, 2023
Get the living on the right side of the glory hole mug.A shirt or tank top with a large hole in the side exposing a disgustingly huge fat roll extending from the titty around to the back.
Mark: Dude, did you just see that side-titty-roll peep hole on that girl?
David: Oh my god. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
David: Oh my god. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
by pound cake napoleon March 18, 2011
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